Things I Learned ... while watching the worst cover band, EVER.

1. I have truly come to despise the "and the only cure IS MORE COWBELL" joke. It is no longer funny. No. (Especially when it is said in a stupid voice).

2. When a band butchers The Who, Stevie Wonder, Queens of the Stoneage, and Green Day all in one night, it is a bad night.

3. Eating Teddy Grahams, Nibs, fries, and jugs of coke to get through a performance is a bad idea.

4. The games on my cellphone suck.

5. Curling up in the corner of the DJ booth would be okay if the vibrations from the bass guitar didn't make me violently ill.

6. Why I was PAID to sit through the band two nights in a row.

Recently, my father and I set out on a Blockbuster adventure. We were searching for a particular horror film, the name of which I simply do not feel like disclosing (for no particular reason).

After wandering the store for a few minutes, I came to discover that only 5 genres were present:
-New Releases
-Drama
-Action
-Comedy
-Family

I found it more than a little strange that the Blockbuster company felt that EVERY MOVIE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD could be fit into these few categories.

However, my surprise was significantly miniscule in comparison to my father's:
Dad: Hey Jasmine, maybe the movie can be found in the Science Fiction section?
Jas: Uhh, there is no Science Fiction section.
Dad: There's no Science Fiction section?!!!!!
Jas: No.
Dad: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS. NO SCIENCE FICTION. THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL.
Jas: No Science Fiction.
Dad: *implode*

I assure you, after that fiasco, we definitely did NOT make it a Blockbuster Night.

This past weekend, I DJed at a wedding reception.

A bridesmaid offered these timeless words of wisdom:

"A bird does not sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song."

... wait, what?