I feel like I've had to speak in veiled terms a lot lately. As it turns out, such an approach is not my forté.

I wonder if this is a reflection of me "keeping it real", or in fact simply a demonstration of my literary inability.

A List of Terrible Things:

1. cilantro
2. having no more good jellybean flavors left, but still eating the gross ones because you're so pathetic
3. strippers from the 1960s. trust me.
4. not paying attention on the bus and sitting in a seat that you should have given to an old lady. and then realizing it and feeling like SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
5. the phrase "dare to dream."