On well-paying, menial jobs:
jas: I'd do that!
andy: Hahahha. Tell me about your soul. Would you prefer it not be sucked?
jas: I think I could actually use a little bit of soul-sucking. I've been listening to so much R&B, I might have TOO much soul.
Last night someone told me that my tendency to stay in bed until 5pm on my days off is disgusting.
A fair assessment really, but it changes nothing!
I need something new in my life that'll drag me out of bed in the morning, 'cause my current state of affairs is just not very impressive. Some sort of goal so I can cease living in morning-after regret. You know: when you wake up the next morning, groggy because you stayed up until 4am reading about custom pet portrait quilts while eating 3 boxes of Crunch 'N' Munch. Yeah, that regret.
I've concocted a two-year plan but that's two ungodly years away my friends. I need something immediate, because I have been conditioned to crave immediate gratification and I am running out of money for extravagant footwear. Train for a half-triathlon, write a short story, create a 5-song EP, EAT SOME HOT DOGS???? I won't lie - I'm leaning toward the hot dogs. But only if I don't have to cook them myself.