Now that University is finished for the summer, the train is nearly empty and smells less terrible. Except for that guy over there; he still smells pretty bad.

I was on the subway the other day and fell asleep for a few minutes - it's hard not to fall asleep with that musty train smell and boring hum. Plus I often close my eyes just in case someone I kind of know walks onto the train, because I don't really like talking during public commutes. Then you're basically forced to make awful conversation for x amount of stops and what if they have bad breath and it is just the WORST.

UM ANYWAY, so when I opened my eyes, some girl was taking a picture of me! She was taking a picture of me sleeping! What a creep! I can't even imagine what she might do with that photo. I hope I don't end up on some weird voyeur website or something where people jerk off to unsuspecting girls, uh, sleeping on underground rail transit? Even worse - what if I end up on her Flickr and her username is something like "crueltobekind_xo" and the caption for the photo of me is "quiet distance". GROSS. WHAT IF I'M THE SUBJECT OF TEENAGE HIPSTER ART PHOTOGRAPHY! PLEASE GOD, I'LL TAKE THE PORN SITES!