When I reached into my purse to grab my wallet, inadvertently squeezing the boston cream donut I had in there was very ...offputting.

...sensual.

...delicious.

Listening to the loud drunks outside my building at 3 am doesn't really annoy me, but it does make me wonder whether people on the street can hear me singing along to The Moffatts during the day.

What. "I'll Be There For You" is catchy. What! GUYS THAT'S NOT THE POINT.