Looking at this made me so hungry. I suppose it's shameful, but I really do want to sail The Meat Ship to the outer limits of my bowel seas! Ahoy, meaty!

You know when you see a person who is gruesomely unattractive but they still vaguely resemble someone you know? When you are recounting this sighting make sure to say, "He was the ugly version of you!" and not "He was the uglier version of you!"

I remember reading this as a kid and thinking to myself, "That is what I want my life to be like constantly and forever."

My day just got a whole lot brighter -- and it's midnight! Some might think this sudden arrival of daylight means it is the apocalypse, but it is actually Castlevania-related. Thank you, James. Thank you.

Well, there IS a positive side to packing. I found my ham pin!

Ugh, packing. Painstaking, yes, but it's also an excavation of souvenirs of needless accumulation. Bad enough is the daily personal reminder of my failures in life, let alone failures in purchases! Although - when it comes to hot pink vinyl purses and a bottle of drugstore hair gel, the failures are essentially one and the same.