Alright, so I have a cold. What I need: rest, vitamin C, kleenex, powers of healing. What I do not need: ANY MORE JOKES ABOUT SWINE FLU. I understand the poor coincidence of my being ill during the swine flu epidemic, but man. That joke has been tapped!

On a possibly hypocritical vein, I can't stop telling people about this rad video (I bet computer cookies taste a lot like oatmeal!):